
By Graeme Hetherington
Jack And The Beanstalk, Georgian Theatre Royal, THE intimate surroundings of this wonderful theatre help to create a magical experience and the high energy performances from the leading professional stars are equally matched by the young supporting cast.
The tiny stage was
well commanded by Brenden Lovett as Fleshcreep - his appearance in a basque
midway through the show was the highlight for many of the women in the audience.
Hannah Block provided a Fairy Tinkle My Bell who was very easy on the eye
and Lydia Cotton, as Jack, was a wonderful foil for Princess Jill (Lauren
Harrison) without resorting to smut.
Special mention has to go to Fiona Egan who seamlessly split her time between the Queen and a truly believable giant.
Lifting musical numbers from much loved films such as Grease and the Rocky Horror Pictue Show kept the older members of the audience entertained, while dipping in and out of Disney songs catered for the young ones.
The dancers from The Heritage School of Dance were fantastic, with their enthusiasm shining through their performance.
All in all it was a magical performance in a magical setting
- what more could a child ask for in a pantomime?
With Debbie Saloman’s spirited Fairy Tinkle My Bell and James Lavender’s devilish Fleshcreep opening proceedings, this seasonal offering gets off to a bright start.
Andrew Stone displays his neat dancing agility and is in good voice as Jack, while Victoria Gavin as Jill shows her considerable singing capacity.
Hard-working
popular local character George Critchley easily slots into the role of the
zany Silly Billy, and provides some neat interaction with the younger members
of the audience.
Tim Pope’s Dame Dolly Dimplebottom supplies suitably foolish support,
with Terry Ashe making a positive contribution as the somewhat forlorn King.
Although enacted mainly in a traditional manner, the script effectively incorporates some topical local references with a modern flavour.
A well-chosen selection of popular songs to suit all age groups are smartly performed by different members of the cast, and dancers from the East Lancashire School of Dancing look lithe and accomplished in their various movements.
A hilarious sequence featuring the rendering of a corruption of the carol The Twelve Days of Christmas had the audience roaring with laughter at the tomfoolery on stage.
Perhaps not too polished a performance, but certainly good festive family fun with a winning approach.
The Stage
How often do we see a Fleshcreep who is just plain nasty, or perhaps too nasty? In this pantomime, Brenden Lovett’s Fleshcreep is a revelation. A softly spoken, relaxed, eye-winking, audience-teasing revelation. In his lair, his cloak comes off to show him in stockings and suspenders and he performs Time Warp, from the Rocky Horror Show. How about that for a surprise?
The Giant turns out to be a loveable vegetarian who is bullied by Fleshcreep. The Giant’s huge body - Fiona Egan is in there somewhere - is the best that this reviewer can remember seeing, moving exactly as he should.
Hannah Block’s Fairy creates a fan base from the moment she appears. Gavin Coles as Silly Billy is as daft as he should be and his frantic physical comedy is welcome in an age of static pantomime fools. George Critchley’s script crackles with newly-minted jokes and favourite oldies. His actors have joy in their hearts. The many dancers on this theatre’s narrow stage create lovely, fluid patterns and don’t look at all cramped.
This is a happy pantomime. The audience participation is constant and welcomed. Everyone is having a great time.
Published Wednesday 9 January 2008 at 16:30 by Lee Wilkinson
With Debbie Saloman’s spirited Fairy Tinkle My Bell and James Lavender’s devilish Fleshcreep opening proceedings, this seasonal offering gets off to a bright start.

Andrew
Stone (Jack) and Giant Blunderbus in Jack and the Beanstalk at the Muni,
Colne
Photo: Allan Williamson
Andrew Stone displays his neat dancing agility and is in good voice as Jack, while Victoria Gavin as Jill shows her considerable singing capacity.
Hard-working popular local character George Critchley easily
slots into the role of the zany Silly Billy, and provides some neat interaction
with the younger members of the audience.
Tim Pope’s Dame Dolly Dimplebottom supplies suitably foolish support, with
Terry Ashe making a positive contribution as the somewhat forlorn King.
Although enacted mainly in a traditional manner, the script effectively incorporates some topical local references with a modern flavour.
A well-chosen selection of popular songs to suit all age groups are smartly performed by different members of the cast, and dancers from the East Lancashire School of Dancing look lithe and accomplished in their various movements.
A hilarious sequence
featuring the rendering of a corruption of the carol The Twelve Days of
Christmas had the audience roaring with laughter at the tomfoolery on stage.
Perhaps not too polished a performance, but certainly good festive family
fun with a winning approach.
Jack and the Beanstalk is a lavishly-costumed and wonderfully colourful
show and one of our favourite scenes was the chaos of the 12 days of Christmas
with, among other things, wellyboots, spotty pants and a three cup bra.
It made for quite exhausting viewing!
Colne Muni is a lovely theatre, not too small to feel crammed but just big
enough for everyone to be able to see the stage, even from the back.
For a family afternoon (or evening) out it's great value for money.
Will
I be back next year? Oh yes I will."




![]()



Photography from the Colne production by Andy Ford
Management:PMA Productions
Cast:Andrew Stone, Victoria Gavin, James Lavender, Tim Pope, George Critchley, Terry Ashe, Debbie Saloman
Director:George Critchley
Costumes: Irene Whitehall
Choreography:Karen Heritage
Musical direction: Malcolm Bennett
Production information can change over the run of the show.